Cussin' Contest!

Ormand "Duke" Dukakis, the crime-fighting reporter in Great News Town, likes creative curse words.  "Peacock Piddle," "Canary Crap," and "Dingo Drizzle" are some of his favorites. Want to join the fun? Use the comment key on this post to suggest a new curse phrase for Duke. If I use your suggested phrase in his next adventure, One Shoe Off, then I'll give you recognition in the credits and send you a free, autographed copy of  One Shoe Off.